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When my old, poorly written code comes back to haunt me (HT Chris Baigent)

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When my old, poorly written code comes back to haunt me (HT Chris Baigent)

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when a huge SQL query ends up working fine at first launch

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When we casually sidle up to the cube where all the managers are hovering to figure out what sort of problem must have occurred. (HT @SQLfunkateer)

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When we casually sidle up to the cube where all the managers are hovering to figure out what sort of problem must have occurred. (HT @SQLfunkateer)

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New project manager

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When I gently and helpfully point out that all the other answers are wrong on a Stack Exchange question

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When someone asks a complicated question about setting a value to null
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Typical day of a SysAdmin

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Happy SysAdmin day!

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When I find AdventureWorks in the list of databases on my production server

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When I find AdventureWorks in the list of databases on my production server

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When I try to explain cache invalidation to the developers

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When I try to explain cache invalidation to the developers

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When I catch the developer trying to take a backup in the middle of production hours

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When I catch the developer trying to take a backup in the middle of production hours