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When my company lays off 18,000 people, but they won’t tell us who for months

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When my company lays off 18,000 people, but they won’t tell us who for months

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When my desk phone rings (seriously, who uses those now?)

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When my desk phone rings (seriously, who uses those now?)

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Customer requests, for the 12th time, a small change in vulnerability reporting procedures

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When I try to fake my way through execution plans

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When I try to fake my way through execution plans

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When my manager asks, “What’s the maximum number of indexes we can put on a table?”

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When my manager asks, “What’s the maximum number of indexes we can put on a table?”

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When the DBA job candidate says, “Okay, then why don’t YOU explain clustered indexes.”

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When the DBA job candidate says, “Okay, then why don’t YOU explain clustered indexes.”

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When a new question shows up on Stack Overflow that I can actually answer

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When a new question shows up on Stack Overflow that I can actually answer

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When a user says, “So I installed MongoDB on my laptop to check it out, and I was wondering if you had a few minutes…”

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When a user says, “So I installed MongoDB on my laptop to check it out, and I was wondering if you had a few minutes…”

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Internet is down

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When I tell the BI team how long it will take to restore the data warehouse

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When I tell the BI team how long it will take to restore the data warehouse